Caymanians for Caymanians (CfC)

October 9, 2009

Humor really is the best medicine.

Filed under: A Laughing Start — CfC Unity @ 7:50 PM

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the have evening off to do as he pleasd since they would be out until quite late.

The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, the wife told her husband that she was horrible bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next stay.

The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people who were his new business partners.

So the wife went home alone and found the the butler spread out on the couch watching TV.

She slowly moved towards hime and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then even closer.

She moved forward and whispered in his ear “Take off my dress…”.

“Now take off my bra.

“Next remove my shoes and stockings.”

“Now remove my garter belt and panties”

She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted “The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you’re fired”.

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5 Comments »

  1. A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded,”Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.”

    The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Her mother responded again, “That’s another thing women don’t talk about. You’ll learn this, too, as you grow up.”

    The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, fires off another question, “Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?” The mother, a little annoyed by the line of questioning, responded, “Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don’t want to talk about it now.”

    The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend’s house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about the conversation she had with her mother. The girlfriend says, “All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother’s driver’s license. It’s just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything.

    Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again. The little girl starts off with, “Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You’re 32 years old.”

    The mother is very shocked. She asks, “Sweetheart, how do you know that?”

    The little girl shrugs and says, I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds.”

    “Where did you learn that?”

    The little girl says, “I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an ‘F’ in sex.”

    Comment by CfC Unity — October 30, 2009 @ 3:54 PM | Reply

  2. Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.”

    The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. “You are wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun.”

    Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”

    The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, “Sorry, I don’t live around here.”

    Comment by CfC Unity — October 29, 2009 @ 9:08 AM | Reply

  3. A blond man frantically calls 911 and says, “Help…my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart”.

    The 911 operator asks, “is this her first child?”

    To which the blond replies, “Of course not, you idiot…this is her husband”.

    Comment by CfC Unity — October 29, 2009 @ 8:56 AM | Reply

  4. A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?”

    He moved over and sat close to her.

    “Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?”

    He reached over and held her tight.

    “And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?”

    With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.

    “Where are you going?” she asked.

    “Well,” answered the husband, “I have to get my teeth.”

    Comment by CfC Unity — October 20, 2009 @ 11:09 AM | Reply

  5. A English professor wrote the sentence “Woman without her man is nothing”
    on the blackboard and directed her students to correct it.
    The guys wrote “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
    The girls wrote “Woman! Without her, man is nothing!”

    Comment by CfC Unity — October 20, 2009 @ 11:08 AM | Reply


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